trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

rohangoestohell:

rohangoestohell:

omg I’m in this algebra lecture hall and the girl several rows in front of me is playing dramatical murder

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I’m not getting on her for viewing it in public it was just so surreal to look across this sea of 500 people and see koujaku