I always, and will never, stop laughing like a donkey to myself on public transportation when an embarrassing memory comes to mind.
I think I might have told this before. But I went out on a really nice date and at the end of the date, this guy reached out his hand, palm up. I was like: “Ok, this guy is really weird, who offers his palm up when he wants a hand shake.” And I reached out my hand and shook his hand awkwardly and he literally laughed and turned my hand smoothly and kissed it and I was like holy lkadjskadjsakdlsak.
A few weeks ago, I was really frustrated when somebody said they were a fan of TWD cause I didn’t know it stood for “The Walking Dead” and I assumed they were talking about TVD and being the obsessive prick I am, I went on and yelled: “It’s a freaking V” AND THEN I REALISED AND THEN I WAS LIKE HOLY LAKDJSAKDJASKDLASK
Reasons why I’m always alone, So fucking embarrassing
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks